8:01 PM. Tuesday, April 03, 2007
A series of UNFORTUNATE EVENTS.
wow great. turmoil. turbulence. disturbance. what more can i expect?
it slipped. it dropped. it SPLASHED.
into the bowl.
pressed the button. flushing.
engulfed by horror. shocked.
no voice to scream. merely audible whisper.
'yunzhen, i dropped my phone into the toilet bowl.'
returned with an are-u-sure question.
reiterated.
gasps.
buzzing uncontrollably.
soaked with MURKY water.
wet. slippery. HORRIBLE.
commiserate with me. please.
OH NO!! MY PHONE DROPPED INTO THE TOILET BOWL!!!
i am not an will never be accountable for YOUR marks. if u are so calculative over winning or losing to a friend, be EXTRA next time -- like me. go listen to the voice within u and dun ask me again. if u choose to inquire, dun BLAME me for causing u to lose ur BELOVED marks. wallow in chagrin for all i care. DUN ASK ME NEXT TIME. and please dun copy either. TY to urself.
like how u always answer me when i ask for opinions:"it's YOUR file, not mine. so UP TO YOU."