5:53 PM. Sunday, April 01, 2007
i ought to say thankyou a million times to my dear Sheryl. she made this skin for me!! yay. ty sheryl. ty loads!!!
anw, our msn conver today was so entertaining. shall not reveal any further but it was so... heated!!! we were not quarreling. not the slightest sign of squabbling. but we were toking abt a common...target? lol. evil.
deviating a little from sheryl and my msn conver, lemme tell u 6 very wonderful calls i made today.
number 1: to sheryl (poor sheryl got so shocked. sorry sheryl!)
number 2: to cas
van: hello cas?
cas: yarh van?
van: cas!! (urgently) u noe we are having a maths test on pythagora's theorem tml? how? (suppressing my laughter)
cas: yarh i noe! laiping called to tell me! how i also very scared leh..
van: (shocked) huh.. really arh.. who tell laiping one? ( starting to worry if the test was real)
cas: i dunno shld be mr lim call her bah?
van: (decided to give up on the prank-call) hey cas, is urs an April Fool's joke?
cas: YARH!!! yours??
van: me too! you scared the living crap out of me!
cas: wat a coincidence! we thought of the exact same thing! oh gosh!
van: yarh!!! haha... (evil scheme popping up) hey cas.. u want to scare dione??
cas: sure... u call her first. then tell me
van: okay bye.
(this led to my third call made)
number 3: to dione
van: hello dione?
dione: yes van?
van: dione where are you? we are at the bugis library now? why arent u here yet?
dione: oh! (appalled) we are supposed to meet? nobody informed me!
van: what do u mean nobody informed you? i told cas to call u then she sae she will call u later cos she's busy.
dione: she didnt. (started toking abt how forgetful cas can be) so how? am i supposed to come? because i have planned for the day already. i may be going out later...
van: nvm, only sheryl, fiona, cas and i are meeting up. (give her the reluctant you-cant-come-then-nvm tone)
dione: i m so sorry. then how?
van: nvm, cas is in the toilet now. i'll tok to her after she comes back.
dione: ok i m so sorry.
van:it's ok. bye.
(and the rest is in cas's story)
(still feeling cheeky, i targeted my next victim- JOYCE)
number 4: to joyce
van: hello joyce?
joyce: hello.
van: (urgent and anxious) joyce u noe we have a maths test tml???
joyce: are u serious?? wah lao. go die lah.
van: yarh...how?? (as if i have not enuff fun...) and somebody told me that the xi4 ju4 is due tml. wu lao shi will pick 3 grps to act!!
joyce: wah lao!!! my grp havent prepared yet let! sure pick ours one lor!
van: (sniggering) joyce, happy april fool's!
joyce: huh? wat u mean?? (the truth dawned on her) wah lao go eat shit lah!!!!!
number 5: to yunzhen
van: hello yunzhen
yunzhen: hello.
van: u sound so sick. r u ok? (conscience pricked me and if she sed she was sick, i better not fool her)
yunzhen: huh no larh, y?
van: (evilness creeping up again) orh nth much u noe we are having a maths test tml? and the chi skit is due tml also!!!
yunzhen: huh?? tml? i will not be going to sch tml leh.. i got syf...
van: (fun dying down) orh... bdn how...
yunzhen: who tell u one??
van: mr lim called laiping and laiping call me to pass down msg..
yunzhen: so i have to call who? bevie? glad? fawn? (started counting)
van: (snickering) if u want to pass down april fool's msg then call them lor.
yunzhen: (pause) huh? e...............
number 6: to crystal
van: hello crys?
crys: yarh wat??
van: u noe tml morning no bus?? how??
crys: huh?? y dun have??
van: i dunno. the uncle called me. how?
crys: i dunno leh.
van: crys. it's april fool's day
crys: so?? tml how arh?? (still doesnt noe wat's happening??)
van: it's an april fool's joke!!!!
crys: wah lao stupid. go and die lah!!!
haha. so these are my "accomplishements" for the day. challenge me if you have any!!! lol. jkjk. :D
I might like laughing but I am not always happy. I know happiness is not all around and that makes me sad. I dislike talking to people I don't like but talking to you doesn't mean I like you (:/) I am sorry I am getting increasingly sad by the day but I can't help it. I just want to get out of this mess quickly. Let me fly off and never return, please?
Hong Kong/Singapore
I have no cravings for now besides that. Until I get hold of it, I want nothing else. School's fine with certain friends around me, and I am thankful for that.(C:) Family's okay except that I won't talk much. I want to travel again to Japan because it can help revive my lost childhood. I love Sanrio because it helps calm me down most of the time. And in case you are wondering, Sanrio is not a tranquilizer. I want to be someone ordinary and I don't like to attract stares, esp. weird ones.
Bevie